Thursday Dec 22 @ 05:43amYeah, apparently Pattie was crying and banging on the door as george and maureen were…banging. Yep…kind of a bastard.
witheyeseyesclosed asked: Just a simple question: Did you heard The Beach Boys thank to Paul? (I yes) Hahahaha
yeeeeeeees. hahahaha
Thursday Dec 22 @ 05:42amThursday Dec 22 @ 05:41amWake up: Look who’s fucking awesome.
Look in mirror: I look fucking awesome.
Make breakfast: This is going to be fucking delicious because I fucking made it.
Get dressed: Look how fucking hot I am.
Go outside: Get any fucking bitch I want because I’m Paul motherfucking McCartney.
Have sex with someone random: Because I fucking can.
Go home: Because being Paul McCartney is fucking hard work. Let me rest, bitches.
Greatest. Post. Ever.
master of the bitchface
Honey Pie, you are making me crazy.:
Thursday Dec 22 @ 05:40amTell me whyyyyyyyy, you’re not miiiiine
